WTF, bitches?!?

Seriously, Democrats of the First Congressional District of Texas – what the fuck?!?

Back in 2006, when I first tried to wake you up with the first incarnation of “Louie Gohmert is a Little Bitch,” I was hoping all the stupid shit that the Little Bitch said would have reached critical mass, you would have talked with your family and friends about the Little Bitch, and together you would have voted to oust the Little Bitch from office. And yet, here we are, on the ass end of 2014, and the Little Bitch continues to embarrass your district, and will do so for at least the next two years. Really, bitches?

Some of you may be asking, “Well, if getting rid of the LB was so important, why didn’t you maintain the blog in 2006, bitch?” Well, that would have been nice, but this little bitch had shit to do. Working with Democratic campaigns across Texas to get more Democrats elected and shit like that. Well, golly gee the fuck whiz, look how well that worked a few days ago. I just put down the Jim Beam bottle a couple of hours ago, it has been my constant companion since Election Night. I’m sure you bitches can figure out why.

Well, since the LB is hellbent on dragging TX-01 through fields of thorns and pig shit for another couple of years, I’ve decided to return to the computer after a long absence and take up the lonely standard once again – and maybe keep it aloft until the LB is finally removed from office once and for all. That means two long years of embarrassing the LB with the words that come out of his own fucking mouth. Aren’t you bitches tingling with excitement? I know I am.

There were rumors that the Little Bitch sent an operative to shut me up. I promise you, nobody from Louie Gohmert’s office or from the Republican Party of Texas has found me, let alone intimidated me into silence the first time around. I simply got caught up in a whole lot of other shit to do. But I still have family and friends in the First Congressional District, and I know they tried to get the LB tossed out on his ass, but they couldn’t do it alone.

This is Max Sandlin territory. For fuck’s sake, this is Charlie Wilson territory. It deserves better than to be represented in DC by a Little Bitch. And this little bitch ought to know.

Do I have your attention yet?